Swindon Oil Change

The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.

Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!

by SWOM June 8, 2020

Shindookey

Something you find to be complete B.S.

Sarah: That hair style is so shindookey...

Laura: What?

Sarah: Your hairstyle is so--

Laura: What is...shindookey?

Sarah: ...don't speak to me anymore. And fix your hair, it looks like--

Laura: Shindookey, I got it...

by Cappiebauraaaa April 14, 2009

shindiggity dog

An outcry of amazement at something very awesome, or a very awesome person.

Oh shindiggity dog, that was frickin awesome.

Your super cool, you're a shindiggity dog.

by Julian Rensa April 12, 2010

sindecision

being stuck behind a car that, as the traffic light turns green, suddenly and w/o signaling decides it want to turn left, trapping you behind it for minutes, as you are unable to switch safely to the right lane.

The car with out of state plates committed sindecision by suddenly deciding it needed to turn left, trapping me behind it as traffic whizzed by in the right lane.

by daymemer June 19, 2010

Sindee

SINfully DEElicious. A sweet, loving, down to earth woman. Beautiful big brown eyes, soft and wild wavy hair, dazzling gorgeous smile. She's an angel with a wild side. She's a strong headed, independent, spit fire. Stands up for what she believes in and defends those she whom are near and dear. She's the one you should never let go, but you always do. The only one that could make this life worth while.

Man #1: ".... All in all, she was the one."
Man #2: " Wow. She sounds amazing. A real Sindee."

by Numba69 January 17, 2017

holy shindig

to exclaim with excitement, fear or annoyance.

1. Holy shindig!! I'm falling!
2. Holy shindig shut the fuck up you fucktard!!
3. Holy shindig I got a PS3 for X-mas
4. (Me) "Boo!"
(You) "Holy shindig Batman!!!"

by DemonSmack February 11, 2007

Swindon

A small inferior town in Wiltshire, England.

Known for its 'townies' and inbreeding, so Father's Day is always one of the most confusing things ever to happen in their town. Full of roundabouts, railways and burnt out cars. Really is a nasty place to live.

Swindon Town FC had one season in the Premiership and conceded the most goals ever in one season in that top flight. Silly inbreds.

Whats the definition of mass confusion?
Faths Day in Swindon

by Oxford lad April 25, 2004