Erin Swearingen

Erin is a wonderful friend. She is perfect in everyway but she isnt better then k...e...l...l...i...e!(:

Erin Swearingen is sooo wonderful!!

by Kellie-loves-erin! August 6, 2011

Seating

The proper way to say furniture for an apartment.

Seating is so expensive! It should cost as much as this synthetic feather...

by Ejones777 November 24, 2011

Hope Swearingen

what a cool kid and is recently single

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

speating

Spiteful eating. Eating something to deliberately hurt or annoy an individual.

My boyfriend really wanted the last piece of pizza but he was a total dick today so I'm speating it.

by moxiesummers March 20, 2015

back seating

Sitting in the center of the back seat of a public transport bus so that nobody else will be tempted to sit on either side of you.

Some kid in the back of the bus is back seating, lets just sit in the front.

by znieto December 11, 2008

Sweatin' my swag

Hating on ones "swag".
Or in other words...
A swagger jacker.

Kelsey Underwood be Sweatin' my swag.

by rashah! August 9, 2010

smeating

Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.

Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”

Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.

by Dr. Sigh April 27, 2019