sweaty-kevin

When you have been out in the sun for so long that your taint is mess of ass juice and ball sweat.

After his round of golf in 90 degree heat his pants were clearly marked with a sweaty-kevin.

by buzztroll November 17, 2022

Sweaty Indian

Any protruding solid log of fecal matter. Usually one which requires heavy physical exertion to contain within one’s anal grasp.

Kaben: “what’s going on with Braden?”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”

by NeusFear April 29, 2022

Sweaty Emergency

A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.

This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.

My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!

by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021

Sweaty Ankles

(noun) The act of masturbating as described by the perspiration one gets in the ankle area, due in a large portion to one's vigor and/or pulled-down pants.

Adam: Where's Dylan?
Rob: Giving himself sweaty ankles.

or

"I have no girlfriend/boyfriend, I'm horny as fuck, so I'm gonna go home and sweat my ankles."

by JackNarrator June 12, 2008

sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

by it really happened January 7, 2008

Sweaty-Crumpet

A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.

Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!

by JaygeGreen May 26, 2009

Sweaty Negron

A cocaine fuelled bowling shirt Cape wearing crossdressing anal hitman who sweets like a swimmer wet in a pool as he or she shits their pants and vomits all over the bathroom and leaves enough room to cut lines on the sink and snort around the vomit. One who has no self respect for the smell that rolls off their body and pollutes the environment. A true worshiper of black cock.
I cant believe you are acting like a sweaty Negron over an 8 ball.

You are acting like a sweaty Negron over my thumb in your ass

by Crissy Thumbs January 13, 2021