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A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.
This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!
by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021
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