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Sweaty Indian

Any protruding solid log of fecal matter. Usually one which requires heavy physical exertion to contain within one’s anal grasp.
Kaben: “what’s going on with Braden?”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”
by NeusFear April 29, 2022
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Sweaty Duchess

Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK
Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house
by Just another CFG December 30, 2018
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sweaty-kevin

When you have been out in the sun for so long that your taint is mess of ass juice and ball sweat.
After his round of golf in 90 degree heat his pants were clearly marked with a sweaty-kevin.
by buzztroll November 17, 2022
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Sweaty Ankles

(noun) The act of masturbating as described by the perspiration one gets in the ankle area, due in a large portion to one's vigor and/or pulled-down pants.
Adam: Where's Dylan?
Rob: Giving himself sweaty ankles.

or

"I have no girlfriend/boyfriend, I'm horny as fuck, so I'm gonna go home and sweat my ankles."
by JackNarrator June 12, 2008
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sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".
"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."
by it really happened January 7, 2008
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Sweaty Negron

A cocaine fuelled bowling shirt Cape wearing crossdressing anal hitman who sweets like a swimmer wet in a pool as he or she shits their pants and vomits all over the bathroom and leaves enough room to cut lines on the sink and snort around the vomit. One who has no self respect for the smell that rolls off their body and pollutes the environment. A true worshiper of black cock.
I cant believe you are acting like a sweaty Negron over an 8 ball.
You are acting like a sweaty Negron over my thumb in your ass
by Crissy Thumbs January 13, 2021
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Sweaty-Crumpet

A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.
Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!
by JaygeGreen May 26, 2009
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