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What is left over after wrapping both hand around your erect cock. Thats something; either you have it or you don't.
"I have something, about an inch in-a-half of something. Wanta see it?" I asked with a grin.
"What is it?" she replied.
Now she has a restaining order against me. All cause of alittle something.
by The JerkMeister May 17, 2008
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sure thing

A way of saying yes, usually used when one acquiesces or consents to a plan, decision, or request about which one is generally ambivalent. Typically read as "Whatever"
"Hey do you want to go grab lunch with me?" *excitedly*
"Sure thing" *flatly*
by tef1983 January 14, 2011
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did i kill your sister or something?

Question to be made when you feel treated unfairly, made responsible for something you didn´t do, or ordered to do something you feel not responsible for.
"Ok Alysa, take the dog for a walk"
"But Mom...did i kill your sister or something?
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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something to cry about

How your parents threaten you when you are small and vulnerable: stop crying or i'll spank you.

It is used only when the child is already crying, having a tantrum, in need of comfort like a hug or a large bandage. Usually the child is crying because the parent has yelled at him or her.

The parent becomes desperate, irritated, and embarrassed (if in public).

Apparently, the parent thinks that threatening a child with physical harm is the most efficient way of stopping it from crying.

It's further proof that parents are sadistic and retarded. Goes in the same category as "if you don't _____, you better" i.e., the category of Threatening Statements That Make No Sense.
Tommy: Waaa waaa it hurts, mommy, don't!
Brenda: If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about!
Tommy: Waa--wait, what? *never forgets traumatic childhood*
by shamille November 2, 2008
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Something Awful

A former comedy website that is now home to Intro to Sociology dropouts who learned everything they know about "progressive" issues from tumblr blogs.

Typical post: ya i dont believe in nationalism because im a soclialist. get me out of this primitive country heh stupid republiKKKans
-AnIronicPotatoWatermelon
I visited Something Awful and learned a lot about the patriarchal heterosexistic cis-gender white conspiracy to victim-shame aborted porn stars.
by saboop August 24, 2012
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sure thing

80s term. means a person that will definatly give you sex, no excuses, no ifs ands or buts. Sex is imminant
Bro I'm going over to heathers house later, she is a sure thing
by KungFu April 5, 2005
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Something Awful

www.somethingawful.com
A humor site. (in)Famous for ridiculing nearly everything else on the internet. Features include; daily front page articles, a large forum, 'Photoshop Phriday', and irreverent reviews.

Though everything is a fair game for the 'goons' of SA's humor, members of the furry and livejournal community seem to be prime targets.
"Haha, Something Awful is hilarious!"

"Man, Something Awful pisses me off."
by . February 22, 2005
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