scrumptidoodles

1) You text this when you want to affirm that it's either 3 am and/or you're high and can't remember how to diplomatically admit it's 3am and/or you're high

2) you want food and/or are high
3) you are too hysterical to formulate a coherent sentence

Will: How are you all?
Finn: I just shot myself in the foot and was dishonorably discharged from the army and dumped my fiance because I was too sleepy to talk to her also I'm hungry and want a grilled cheesus
Will: ...
Finn: scrumptidoodles

by boopanije October 27, 2020

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scrumpatilatilius

I love you as a friend

hey Daniel and jayla! Scrumpatilatilius you goodnight

by bxby.. things November 6, 2020

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scrumpdillyiscious

used to describe something(or someone)that’s extremely scrumptious/delicious

sara: dang that guy is soooo frickin scrumpdillyiscious

anthony: this food is scrumpdillyiscious

by cuspurrr January 13, 2021

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Scrumple

The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.

"Ssh!"
"What?"
"He's back! Scrumple! Scrumple for your life!"

by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021

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