stratastrophe

To follow any advice given to you by gay Vice-President Raz

When I followed the link to lemonparty it turned into a serious stratastrophe.

by Dullorb February 27, 2004

Straya day

When your girl is sucking your dick to hard that her throat swells and closes

Man I straya dayed her so hard last night had to take the girl to hospital

by Halpeda October 24, 2017

straga

a word to discribe someone who fantasizes about multiple women while in the shower. women he has met in the cyber world.

Straga loves cyber showers

by bbqlambchop November 7, 2008

Stratactical

1. A combination of a strategy and individual tactical moves.
2. A strategy that is not fully baked, or a tactical element that extends beyond itself.
3. Should be a key part in the world of Dilbert.

The Alpha team is working on the development of stratactical to advance their project in a timely manner.

by kmgv May 1, 2009

stratactical

A pragmatic (or practical) strategy.

The new strategy would work fine if we could double our workforce and implement artificial intelligence in our computer systems. We need a to bring the strategy back to a practical approach, something stratactical.

by zenofile June 23, 2009

Stravaster

When you’re out on a run giving 110% and you realise as you complete your distance that Strava hasn’t clocked all your miles/kilometres because of some glitch or a GPS failure. Demoralising state.

Just out, attempting a 10km PB and had a GPS meltdown... it’s a Stravaster...

by ilchino May 28, 2020

Stravaitus

A condition whereby an athlete becomes obsessed with only posting activities on fitness app Strava of a 'fast' pace, even if this could lead to overtraining, illness, or forced time off. If the activity is slower than hoped for, it is often labeled as 'endurance', 'easy' (when it clearly was not), or 'with xxxx' (name of 'slow' friend). Cures: Take a break, post all activities as private.

"Look he's obsessed with speed. He may have Stravaitus"

by Buckets Bentley July 18, 2022