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spitting dragon

When you cum in a girls mouth, hold her mouth shut, punch her in the stomach and the cum comes out her nose.
by Furiuos D July 2, 2005
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spitting bars

this guy be spitting bars before he could walk
by goegrnia June 23, 2015
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More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009
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Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
by Red Fleming April 8, 2011
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Shitting

The book is so short, you can finish it in one shitting.
by pmInWv November 3, 2011
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sitting-down beer

he style/type of beer often consumed while sitting down. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Marketing based on culture, i.e. beer afficianados
- Higher cost (less expensive)
- Sometimes referred to as "microbrews"

Sitting-down beer can be consumed while standing, but doesn't really fit the mojo. "Sitting down" is not an absolute requirement.

Sitting-down beer is in direct contrast to standing-up beer.
Common scenarios where sitting-down beer is found:

- Pleasant dinner with colleagues
- "Game night" with other couples
- Bars/taverns that cater to professional clientele
by beer-me September 19, 2008
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spitting mist

Act of talking all sorts of untrue statements about yourself or somebody else.
Yeah, that skinny cake ass nukka was spitting mist all day yesterday about me.
by chavez2006 September 1, 2009
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