Stacy

One of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet, both inside and out. She’s adventurous, bold, and not afraid to speak her mind. She‘s often critical of herself despite how amazing she is. She’s hardworking, motivated, and will go very far in life. If you’re one of her friends you are extremely lucky. If you want to win over Stacy, buy her food.

Me: Hey Stacy, do you want to go to Olive Garden?
Stacy: I thought you’d never ask.

by KISSMYSPLASH February 18, 2019

soapy massage

Jacking off in the shower.

Ever since Lee got married to that prude cunt Tori, the only way he can bust a nut is by giving himself a soapy massage.

by soapy massager March 26, 2009

stapleton

someone of extreme intellectual ability, good figure, great personality, the name usually paired up with the first name emma or another name similar to it. Those who are blessed with the greatness of such a name, usually others would classify as immortal or invinsible

oahh bois look at that chick - she must be a stapleton, shes fucking amazing
or
is that jennifer hawkins ? or a stapleton??

by cleveland indians October 23, 2008

Stacy

Alternate term for ecstasy. Used mostly when trying to disguise what one is talking about.

Is stacy going to be at the party tonight?

by MandaWooWoo July 11, 2011

Stalybridge

A town situated between Mossley and Ashton. Has a rubbish football team called Stalybridge Celtic. Has to incorporate shit areas of housing such as Ridgehill. Has some good clubs and pubs though - Stalyvegas ;) Got a new train station too, looks pretty good. Has a resident homeless dude called 'schnapps' 'cause that's what he's always drinking :D . Had another tramp called 'mad joe' but he suffocated in a clothes bin lmao! :) Stalybridge has a Tesco (good for doughnuts) and an annual 'jump in the canal from tesco bridge day' have fun :)

Person 1: coming down stalyvegas?
Person 2: yeah let's go rififi
Person 1: kk
Chav: I'm a sad fuck-up with no GCSE's who lives in Ridgehill
Person 1: chav-hunt needed
Person 2: kill all those stalybridge fuckers

by lolololol!!!!lol March 25, 2009

Staple that to your scrotum

take that, suck on that, etc

say it after you have proven a point, or to poke fun at your mates after they fail at something e.g "Ha ha Tommy, my football team beat yours, staple that to your scrotum!"

by MrMuz September 5, 2009

Lazy Stacy

To shit in a pillowcase repeatedly for about a week or until said pillowcase is adequately filled with poo. Once complete, a "Stacy" (a very tired or already asleep person) must be located. After the target is acquired, you must lift the "Stacy's" head and replace their normal pillow with the shit-filled equivalent. Once they are nose deep in the new pillow, you slap them as hard as you can across the face and yell out "Don't be such a lazy Stacy".

Rob gave Jay a lazy Stacy and he liked it.

by Bob Norgland July 7, 2010