two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

stanley steemer

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.

You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.

by Bradley3 October 29, 2004

spangler

Someone who is a completely worthless putz.

Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler.

by Johnny Pizzle January 12, 2009

Spangle

So mentally retarded or idiotic as to be both spastic and mongel combined. Spelled "spangle" in honour of the famous British, boiled sweet of the 1980's.

Daniel simultaneously urinated and crapped his pants before tripping over his untied shoelaces and biting his tongue in half. What a total spangle.

"I reckon a llama could fight a polar bear," said Daniel.
"Don't be such a spangle," I replied.

by MickeyPaul May 7, 2010

stingle

still single

i am stingle,ready to mingle

by suroor duggal January 28, 2009

Spangled

A slang word used to describe someone who's completely drunk. Can also be used as 'Spangladesh', if someone is describing that they were drunk.

Person: "what did you do over the weekend?"

"Ah mate, I went to Spangladesh! I was completely spangled."

by TheDracoMalfoy April 11, 2016

Stanley Kubrick

To beat someone unconscious with a bust of a penis, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.

It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.

Alex: Okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown...I met this fine yenta outside the Korova Milkbar, and I broke the fourth wall by Stanley Kubricking her.

by Cockdriller March 11, 2010