Double Standard

One of the main reasons why race relations will never improve.

Black person: Shut up you cracker

White person: Shut up you n*gger

Black person: OMG RACIST!

Black person: Names and shames white person on social media.

White person: Also names and shames Black person on social media.

Black person: Receives positive comments such as "well done for standing up for yourself" and has a like and reaction ratio of 2k hearts, 1.8k likes 1.5k care reactions, 1k laugh reactions, 500 sad reactions, 10 angry reactions.

White person: Recieves more negative comments such as "OMG RACIST" or people on comments saying racist things to him, but of course Facebook has double standards so they won't remove them. The post has a like ratio of "10K angry reactions, 5k sad reactions, 1k likes, 3 care emoji's and 3 heart emoji.

by UltimateDoge March 6, 2021

conventional standards

A girl or boy who has qualities often seeked in a partner. In women this tends to be: big breasts, round buttocks, tiny waist. In a man this tends to be: muscular body, tall, big arms.

"She wasn't hot by conventional standards, no big tits or round ass. She was just hot."

by Joan Dark January 14, 2008

Standards

Used as a single word in response to a comment you are impressed and/or agree with.

E.g 1

"hey did you catch the fight last night, didn't go the way i expected but damn that was one hell of a card"

- "Standards!"

E.g 2

"hey man , we should get mullered tonight!"

- "Standards!"

by R34P3R200686 July 20, 2009

standard

when people wear a blank t shirt, shorts, high socks, and classic vans.

dude that guy is so standard.

by theboss376 May 6, 2010

I just have really high standards

lame excuse for not entering into any relationship. get over yourself... you're not that cool. other people aren't cool enough to hang out with you?

yeah, we went out... yeah, she was bangin and I was blingin... but I'm not going to call her back. I guess I just have really high standards.

by the fuuuuck? June 29, 2004

standard

Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.

This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.

Jr: Good lord.. Look over at Chi Chi, total friggen steak pillow time.

Bagels: standard.. STD..

by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013

I just have really high standards

common euphemism used when one wishes to politely describe a potential mate as fat, ugly, slutty, or undesireable in any way

It sounds like your friend is my type, but I just have really high standards

by zog June 29, 2004