stale

Noun.
Heterosexual male.

As opposed to gay.

Dude listens to Metallica. He's totally stale, yo.

by Chrekol September 5, 2005

shaleah

A shaleah is someone who must nap all day and party all night, must be a heavy drinker and make badass twitter videos that are awesome. Typically on the short side with blonde hair very top heavy, might fall over. Loves her friends and her alcohol.

Man, Shaleah is a dime piece, she pretty much runs this shit.

by quicklover69 April 9, 2011

Staley

v.- 1. to slowly fade from social scenes and become reclusive altogether.

2. to die of a drug overdose.

in reference to layne staley, lead vocalist of grunge band alice in chains.

person 1: dude, where has joe been?
person 2: i dont know man, he staley'd.

by bella45 October 21, 2008

Stale face

the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:

really did he just say that?

I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead

VARIATIONS
-____-
(-____-)<-----

A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever

B: (-___-)<--- stale face

by Bossxsamp February 25, 2011

Saleana

The name of a kid who's mother fucked up on spelling their name at birth.

Person: SallyAnna?

Saleana: it's pronounced sELENA!!1!

by AyeeeBlew June 20, 2017

stale pussy

A guy who has been out on the town and scored heaps of pussy......but hasn't had a shower.

Jarred:Man you smell like stale pussy!
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.

by Cambo against Jarred February 8, 2005

Stalagmite

The act of being not funny

"After Pat made a dumb joke, we all told him that he was stalagmite"

by Michael Albert November 10, 2004