Squidward

a tortured soul that wants some fucking peace.

his music ass tho-

Squidward needs a break

by ( ´∀｀ ) abomination February 2, 2025

Squidward

A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.

Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP

by wesrdtfyguhijokpkjlhuiygtfrt August 22, 2019

Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

Squidward

Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.

"Shut up Squidward, you mediocre clarinet player."

by Ant-man crawls up Thanos ass March 25, 2019

Squidward bait

Failed attempts at spreading negativity amongst a positive environment

Alex: Hey nice base in Minecraft Veil!

Spoofer: Base could be better.

Alex: Squidward bait.

by Kovey August 28, 2025

Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.

“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”

by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019

Nazi Squidward

Stephen Miller, ghoulish, lizard looking fascist twatwaffle who works for President Trump. Lopks just lie the Squidward charater from "Spongebob Squarepants." Acts just like a cruel, vicious Nazi toward many urban people. Foments hatred as a profession. He authors the behind the scenes papers that led to children being held in cages, separated from parents in first Trump term. In the second Trump term he has written the policy papers which led to migrants who are of Hispanic origin sent to El Salvador without notice, hearings, or any of the usual American legal protections.

Nazi Squidward just deported my Abuela! She came here LEGALLY!!

by PervasiPervasive DvPervasive D May 5, 2025