Squidward

A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.

Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP

by wesrdtfyguhijokpkjlhuiygtfrt August 22, 2019

Squidward

a tortured soul that wants some fucking peace.

his music ass tho-

Squidward needs a break

by ( ´∀｀ ) abomination February 2, 2025

Squidwarding

The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.

Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.

by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018

Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

Squidward Handshake

When you and your bro air slap your penises.

Pedro and Gary just did a Squidward Handshake in the swimming pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Squidward Chat

A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.

This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.

by Rocks fur brains October 27, 2023

Bye Squidward!

An infamous line said by Daniel Craig before disappearing in front of thousands of people.

"BREATHE. JUST BREATHE. YOU AREN'T ... IN TROUBLE. IT'S OK. DADDY'S GOT YOU. IT'S ALL-"
"Bye Squidward!"
"NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAUUUURRRR URHRHH URHHHHH..."

by cozziefox March 2, 2024