squid launch

The most inappropriate kind of shitting session usually occurring at work or in the presence of ladies.

I was at this chick's apartment last night just about to get busy until I was forced to go do a squid launch!

by yap2 September 22, 2015

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squid sauce

pussy juice from an unwashed or otherwise "nasty vag" salty and smelly

after I fucked her the whole room smelt like squid sauce

by chode golf November 4, 2011

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Ethan Squid

He is a noob who always says he is a squid. He has a tiny dick and tries to suck it.

A: Oh no, it is Ethan Squid
B: Bruh, a giant noob

by Fuckrick December 5, 2022

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Squid Hands

Using your hands to make the movement of a squid swimming away. It's like saying "Go away," or, "I'm leaving."

1. "Man, this party is lame. Squid hands!

2. "My girl freaked out on me, so I gave her the squid hands, and showed her the door.

3. "This guy offered to buy me a drink, but he gave me a creepy vibe, so I was, like, 'Squid hands,' and waked away."

by godfathergrammar January 4, 2014

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Street Squid

A slang phrase, used by professionals in the motorcycle industry. Often to describe male riders, who are overly fashion concious, ride with reckless disregard to others, are abundantly cheap when purchasing quality, safety equipment, and are generally ignorant of the specifics of their own machines. These people are frowned upon by serious enthusiasts of the sport, as they set a bad example to others. They view motorcyles, not with the respect and responsibility they command, but simply as an extension of their penis. Frequently the cause of accidents, and subsequent high insurance rates.

"Dude's first bike, was a GSXR 1000. And he rode it, in shorts and a t-shirt. That MOFO was PURE street squid.".

by D. Gould December 24, 2005

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