spunk nuggets

1) The Testicals
2) Ejaculatory fluids that have been left for weeks and have turned hard forming little crusty spheres of spunk

"Hey these are really nice, what are they?"
"Spunk Nuggets"

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Spunk Hole

Any penetrated orfice of a sexual partner.

I'm so gonna jimmy rock your spunk hole.

by Timmy January 16, 2003

spunk rag

a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.

Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."

Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"

Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."

"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."

by Poison Dart II August 24, 2009

spunk bucket

A sexually promiscuous woman.

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i had a full house following a night of horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.

by Dunky Oggins December 8, 2003

spunk bread

A contest wherein a group of males are racing to see who can come first on a loaf of bread. The last male to ejaculate must ingest the bread as penalty.

I lost the spunk bread contest, but on the positive side, my teeth have never been whiter!

by s-eaters, inc. June 28, 2005

Spunk Trumpet

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet

"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"

by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 10, 2019

Spunk Tree

trees that smell like sperm or hot sex(Bradford Pear Tree)

Whos junk is that? Did you have sex or something? oh wait its a Spunk Tree

by Chris Gazzero June 19, 2008