spade

1. (verb) to make smalltalk with someone with the single intention of softening them up for a later seduction attempt. To put in some "ground work".

2. (noun) the metaphorical implement with which one carries out a spading operation

1. Man, check out Dave. He is totally spading those three co-eds.

2. "Hey Dave! Can I get you a spade?"

by snookums August 9, 2005

two of spades

A double slap of the male genitalia forming the shapes of spades on each cheek.

Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!".

by Mr. Hester May 17, 2007

spaded lady / ies

A term for a woman or women that fuck black men only. Sometimes they will get a tattoo of a black spade marking them out to black guys as being blacked only

Jane walked into the bar - exposing her tattooed ankle of a black spade she sat down next to 3 blackmen , one of the black guys nudged his friend and whispered "hey, shes a spaded lady / ies"

by Hephaestus June 28, 2007

spaded

to be drunk and high at the same time. Pretty much means wasted to a whole new level to the point were you dont know what ur doing

damn nigga i was so fuckin spaded last night it was fuckin awesome!

by shoot_to_kill_records February 23, 2009

Spreader

A person who wantonly and proudly ignores expert advice, and behaves in a way that is fundamentally selfish, ignorant, and dangerous to society.

Pertains to the coronavirus pandemic.

Spreaders caused many deaths during the coronavirus pandemic. Selfish spreader fucks!

People who carry the Gadsden flag and say things like “the biased liberal media” tend to be spreader fucks, and are responsible for the deaths of thousands.

by Pqh2020 April 22, 2020

Spade

The personification of the Speed Limit 55 Sign; a character originating from the Signhumans

Spade is a confident and goofy man who is friends with Rod and Railo

Spade is an avid fan of Quandale Dingle

by inRodWeTrust March 8, 2023

Golden Spade

A person who is relentless and persistent in the art of tuning and general lurking

Mate: "James' lurking is relentless tonight, he is always on the tune"
Me: "Dude, he's the Golden Spade"

by Keg JD October 14, 2012