Spoober

A peanut butter and semen mixture.

Goddamnit Carl! Quit sticking your dick in the peanut butter jar and making spoober!

by Rlosjhn October 15, 2018

kuka spooker

Kuka spooker is a term used to describe a strange statement, usually combined with a chat up line, that ultimately ends in a female not wanting sexual contact for the foreseeable.

Man: Hey want to go halves.................on an unplanned child?

Woman:...........

Woman to her friend: Shit that guy was a real kuka spooker!

by Vicla January 22, 2014

volley of spoonter

another word for a cumshot.

I hit Michelle in the eye with my volley of spoonter.

by de-pube March 8, 2022

sooner

A whining individual who cannot accept an outcome that does not go their way. One who will not stop bitching until even those that were on their side wish that the Sooner would just shut up. Other synonyms include whiner, crybaby, embarassment to football.

The Sooners lost to Oregon and haven't stopped complaining since. Perhaps they should pay more attention to the salary their starting quarterback receives at a car dealership (severe cheating) and less attention to a couple of miscalls.

by Jaheim September 22, 2006

spooler

a male whos genitailia cannot produce white stuff that smells

that guys a spooler he couldnt come when his girlfriend gave him head

by Frenzal October 11, 2005

Oklahomo Spooners

A fun term for people who hate the Oklahoma Sooners to call them.

Guy 1: Man, I love those Oklahoma Sooners!
Guy 2: Sorry, mate, but you must be mistaken. It's the Oklahomo Spooners I believe you're speaking of.

by silverballer95 August 25, 2009

Scooner

A Sexy Beast who is wanted by everyone!

by Anonymous March 28, 2003