Funky Spoon

Slang term used most often to refer to one's dirty penis.
Made popular by the rap group Funky Spoon in 2009, on their debut album, Goin Viral.

My funky spoon does not need any other infection.

by gangstagangsta247 February 22, 2009

spoon

A cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.

c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders

by LittleGordo November 1, 2004

Spoon

The tool I use to kill relatives with.

I'm going to fucking kill you with this spoon!!

by Br0k3n L1eZ August 14, 2008

spoogaholic

A man or woman who gets off on having the 'money shot' in the mouth, and manages to do this frequently. Synonym: "sperm-o-vac".

Karla is such a tramp, a total spoogaholic.

by allen anderson May 28, 2006

Spoogally

(adjective) defining something that is wavy or a crazy shape. Also, if something is noodley or floppy and feels strange, kind of like jello.

Originated from the symbol ~

My arm fell asleep and now it feels spoogally!

Wow! Look at that girl's hair, it's so spoogally!

by morgannnn21 May 24, 2009

spoonfed and bred

someone who is in sales that couldn't make a sale on their own if they tried. They require the expertise of a sales professional.

Dude , you're so spoonfed and bred you couldn't sell that car if someone handed you the deal!

by the dutchman 3 February 17, 2010

Spoodaddery

Inappropriate or unnecessary behaviors foisted upon the
general public by black people. Occurences are commonly found under an NBA basket or NFL endzone, though incidents can happen anywhere. Invariably non violent, they are nevertheless ridiculous, occasionally comical.

The Vikings were penalized 15 yards for excessive spoodaddery after Rany Moss wiped his butt with the ball
during a touchdown celebration.

Man, the spoodaddery on display in front of the car wash
today was incredible. Broadway has nothing on those guys!

by logflogger012 October 28, 2009