spoon of destiny

the greatest and best spoon in existence, was created by an unknown entity at the creation of the universe and destroyed satan in 1679, the location of the spoon is know unknown but is thought to have been blown by the blast of a bomb on mars, while showing aliens awesome ninja pwnage and blown towards tasmania, australia on earth

spoon of destiny:.............................................
guy:OMG its the spoon of destiny!
spoon of destiny:...............................................
guy: guess it can't talk

by keeper of the mighty spoon July 25, 2009

Spoon

An eating utensil, which, contrary to popular belief, was not invented until the 15th Century, by the English nobleman Gerald F. Spoon. The invention of the spoon played a major role in the rise of the artistic Renaissance, as artists, especially those in Italy, no longer wasted large amounts of their time eating soup with forks, and, thus, were able to devote more time towards their art.

"Now that I've finished my soup in a timely fashion by using this new utensil called a spoon, I'm able to paint this portrait of Mona Lisa." -Leonardo Da Vinci

by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017

spoon

A cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.

c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders

by LittleGordo November 1, 2004

Spoon

The tool I use to kill relatives with.

I'm going to fucking kill you with this spoon!!

by Br0k3n L1eZ August 14, 2008

spoon fox

Affectionate term for someone who is consistently the best and smoothest spooner in the room. Must be liberal and generous in offering spooning to others and will often add their own personal touch.

"Man, Gus is the best spooner, he even throws in a free nuzzle."
-"What a spoon fox!"

by montronica January 9, 2012

tango spoon

An extension of the "spoon" cuddling position. The Tango Spoon mirrors the traditional spoon, except the right hand of the exterior person is on the interior person's buttocks and both left hands are stretched straight out and clasped. It is basically the Tango performed in a still position while lying down.

" Let's spice it up, and Tango Spoon tonight"

"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"

" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"

by Miss SaHa November 7, 2012

lanky spoon

A long skinny penis with a very big head

Greg's lanky spoon was useful as an eating utensil in emergencies

by Doctor. Dover December 10, 2013