by Vicious1988 March 8, 2004
Get the sponge monkey mug.A woman who seems to have a tendancy to soak up semen from all directions with no obvious limitation.
stop pestering, ive shagged you 15 times already and its nearly time for breakfast.. Go make me a full english you fucking sperm sponge..
by Drex Johnson November 3, 2008
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The act of a buyers BLITZING the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all SPNG products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.
people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days
by crapp0ld April 3, 2009
Get the Sponge Blitz mug.Spongebob and chill is when two under aged people have sexual intercourse while watching spongebob. A joke from Netflix and chill...... And why would you chose to look this up?
by the omnipotent 1 August 11, 2016
Get the spongebob and chill mug.A person who repeatedly borrows things. Often a person who also doesnt return them and adopts the attitude that you exist solely as a free equipment supply warehouse.
This stems from an underlying attitude problem where the person believes they will get away with whatever they can, to get through life.
This is not to be confused with genuine forgetfulness, where a person will feel openly guilty when borrowing from you and will buy their own gear immediately afterwards.
This person comes under the category as a pseudofriend
Possible solutions include openly embarrasing the person infront of others, or lend them broken gear. Embarrasment doesnt always work as they have no pride in themselves, and they will always return something that's broken as they will have no use for it.
This stems from an underlying attitude problem where the person believes they will get away with whatever they can, to get through life.
This is not to be confused with genuine forgetfulness, where a person will feel openly guilty when borrowing from you and will buy their own gear immediately afterwards.
This person comes under the category as a pseudofriend
Possible solutions include openly embarrasing the person infront of others, or lend them broken gear. Embarrasment doesnt always work as they have no pride in themselves, and they will always return something that's broken as they will have no use for it.
What a bloody sponger?! Every day he asks to borrow something and I never get it back.
Sod off! I'm not a walking stationery shop you sponger!
Sod off! I'm not a walking stationery shop you sponger!
by missadventure November 1, 2006
Get the sponger mug.Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."
Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."
Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."
by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009
Get the Sponge Bob Bitter Pants mug.S- 'This pineapple has been sitting out in the sun for a while. You think I should chuck it in the bin?'
A- 'NO! Haven't you heard The Spongebob is trending?'
S- 'What the hell is that?'
A- 'Bend over and you'll find out'
A- 'NO! Haven't you heard The Spongebob is trending?'
S- 'What the hell is that?'
A- 'Bend over and you'll find out'
by lemonwedge12 May 2, 2018
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