Saloon Face

-A guy or girl who looks like they drink 30 to 40 beers a day. A person who you can see sitting at any bar in the world.

Look at that dudes Saloon Face, he must have had 20 Old Milwaukee’s today.

by Whereshunter March 8, 2022

Sploo

Sploosh or sploo very cool, drippy, or badass and is generally a positive term. It can also has multiple other meanings like Getting paper (money), keeping it real, and being certified/valid; ect

"He got that Sploo on him"
"My boy to sploo rn ✅"
"As of recently I been feeling my pockets up with sploo”

by Rumrum May 8, 2022

Sploink

To do, or to smoke, esp. weed

Hey, wanna come sploink this doink with me?

by Botherations May 13, 2022

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

Sploinky

Another name for the male penis

Friend 1: “Bro you have so much unspoken rizz.”

Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”

by John Persona October 4, 2022

sploinger

Used instead of that stupid ass word "simp" cause that word sucks

"Hey, do you know Simon Petrikov?"
"Of course, man, Im the number one Simon sploinger!!!"

by Persononurbandictionary69 October 17, 2023

Silver Saloon Suburbia

Living in a small town away from the city, gardening, missionary, white plates, silver car... occasional buggery.

"So where do you come from Geoff?"

"I live in a silver saloon suburbia, I’m satisfied with my life without wanting to be smug about it... although I’ve not seen my wife’s skinny bits in a few years; I just wank off over the dogs food instead"

by MrChuffy June 19, 2009