Lump Splitter

A budget line item for saving toward a predictable non-monthly expense.

"I need to add a lump splitter for Amazon prime, $8 a month should do"

by TheBritishAmbassador March 26, 2013

Bamboo splitting

A sex position that starts with missionary and the person being penetrated puts one leg up in the air

I wanted him to get deeper so we changed position into bamboo splitting

by TheFlamingIcecream October 8, 2019

Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019

titty split

A mountain of ice cream in between a woman's breasts

Did you hear Becky let her man have a titty split?

by flare 090 August 30, 2020

Skull splitting anger

A man with a one inch penis that's very angry because of his tiny scrotum, loves shitty death/black metal, is a bong zombie who loves the zombie bong, sniffs rank stinky facts, and is genuinely wack.

When Skull splitting anger got broken up with because of his tiny penis and balls, he resorted to huffing paint and sniffing rank farts

by PkTheArsonist July 8, 2021

Bulgarian Split Squats

What caused you to want to look up Bulgarian Split Squat, what realisticly would make a man look up the word Bulgarian Split Squat on urbandictionary, you know that this site isn't going to tell you what it is too, you know damn well what a Bulgarian Split Squat is but you look it up, why not something like... assisted pistol squats, or hammer curls? the fuck man.

My friend was Hammered one night and I went through his phone and found him searching up Bulgarian Split Squats on urban dictionary, the fucker is in a wheel chair

by SpencerzHere April 15, 2023

dip and split

When a male sticks his penis in a female, then abruptly leaves.

"The guy I met online did a dip and split!"
"Are you serious?!"
"Yeah he said his cat was sick and he had to go!"

by Jenna21phantom March 21, 2017