Burning Sphincter Bombs

when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping

ow! My ass is on fire! damn those Burning Sphincter Bombs!!

by jordiea January 22, 2011

parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides

A type of fly, part of the soldier fly family. It has one of the longest names, which originated from Ancient Greek.

Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides can be found in southeast Asia.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Wall Sphincters

The way robots call holes in the wall, when they're frightened.

They're coming out of the wall sphincters!

Oh and I apologize for saying "wall sphincters" I say that a lot when I'm frightened.

-CL4P-TP

by Gibbonwoman March 4, 2022

Pickled sphincter

Marinated anus /pickled sphincter

Created when needing to shit in a hot environment

When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter

by By 777 the dickanator text me June 18, 2022

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

wink the sphinc

A quick passing of gas, usually in a crowded space, to go by unnoticed.

In the movie theater when the lights dimmed there was the perfect opportunity to wink the sphinc.

by ciamp January 4, 2016

music of the spheres

Farting. The spheres are the buttcheeks!

gather round brothers and sisters, and hear the music of the spheres!
PFFFFFFT.

by TheGoyWonder February 22, 2017