Splunkerflunker

This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)

Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!

by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024

Splunker

A anal insert, also known as a probing tube for the anus.

YUP, YOU JUST GOT THE SPLUNKER!

by The rankist troll November 23, 2025

Monkey Splunker

To Splunk on ones Monkey

bob Robbertson is a raging Monkey Splunker

by the great wahzoo November 5, 2009

whoopsey splunkers

used to describe something absolutely marvellous.

that was so WHOOPSEY SPLUNKERS!

by harrypotterofficial December 6, 2020

Cave Splunker

One who enjoys giving in the sport of anal sex.

Be sure to tie off before you go Cave Splunking with that insignificunt kristy shes been a Cave Splunker for a long time

by Sav-a-hoe January 5, 2023

slunkerish

Obscure action of movement Slinking sly slithering like manuver almost being shy, not wanting to be seen by other but are in plan view of others. Walking or moving in a non normal way.

Her slunkerish movements made me cringe at the sight, as she went by.

My slunkerish moves made me feel broken and uneasy of what was to come next.

by Nic Star sk8lahoma August 16, 2012

spunkerific

When something is as lovely as jizzing.

I love burgers, they are spunkerific!

by McFaggotshit May 21, 2015