Salmon City

1. A small city in Idaho, 'the best of what is rural America,' according to the website, where people play ice-hockey, go white water rafting and marvel at bronze statues.

2. A vagina; geographically similar to Tuna Town, however, larger in size, number of tourists per year and with denser forestation to the north.

1. Salmon City blows, let's go buy some goon.

2. Yuck! This shit tastes like a salmon sandwich.

by pens nizzle June 17, 2008

salmoned

the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.

Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!

by Rhino88 August 10, 2010

Awkward Salmon

A move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout.

Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz):
I think Hitler was really a woman.



Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*

by Girl On The Internets May 10, 2009

Angry Salmon

When you pass a large crap (often after a struggle to pass it) into the toilet that is so big you experience anal bleeding and the toilet water splashes up onto your ass, thus resembling a red faced angry salmon splashing about in a fisherman's bucket.

Oh my god I just passed a real angry salmon" or "my ass is bleeding after being bitten by the angry salmon I just passed" or "hey guys check out my angry salmon

by Mandudno August 23, 2010

Solomon

To cut or slice something in half.

pizza "That slice was too large - I solomoned it."

"I went all solomon on that shit so I could share it with my friend."

by WiseOldKing October 23, 2009

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 15, 2008

Floppy Salmon

when a person comes up behind someone(unbeknownst to them)and rapidly slaps in a back and forth motion between their legs, reminiscent of a salmon flopping

(flop flop flop)

"FLOPPY SALMON!!!"

"Aww shit Elliott you flopped me"

"Damn straight Will"

by RachaelaM October 29, 2008