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Social Anxiety Crew

A group of socially awkward teenagers who like to spraypaint walls in an artistic and non gang-affiliated fashion. Originally Located in Tuolumne County, some sightings of their signature on certain pieces have been seen in local Graffiti Tunnels and Bridges. Law enforcement usually cover it up quickly to avoid spreading an underground movement, though one of their murals allegedly still stands under Washington street. Their art seems to be a team effort, with at least two members present at once. All contributors sign with the same initials: SA
Cece: Hey, check it out. It's actually pretty good. For graffiti, I mean.
JJ: yeah.. not bad.
Cece: I wonder who made it?
JJ: Not sure. whats that in the corner? "SA"? i wonder what it stands for
*sketchy figure steps out of a shadow*
Mitchell: Social Anxiety Crew.
*vanishes*
Cece: Well, if the smokin' chick says it, it must be true
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Social Media Fisherman 

A social media fisherman is usually a scammer who posts other people's videos on their social media page and make it out as their own video to gain either popularity or money. The average social media fisherman may boast about their popularity status to make others feel low (When in reality most of them do not really give a shit, only just about how annoying they are) and add extremely cheesy titles on their videos to draw people in (known as click bait) . These people think they are hilarious but are total fuckheads. This is not to be confused with a social media fisherwoman who usually uploads a revealing photo on Facebook for a large amount of likes. Nevertheless, these people are cancerous and should not be on the Internet.
SloFloAntonio, Fortafy, Percy Inglis and Adrian Van Oyen are few of the many examples of Social Media Fisherman who are basically the cancer of either Facebook or Youtube or both.

Two British teenagers on their mobile phones:
Steven: Hey have a look at this video Matt, its called "Top 7 Pranks 2015 (Gone Sexual)" and its caption is a picture of a girls arse
Matt: Are you a fucking idiot, it's click bait mate

Steven: Its not that SoFlowAntonio twat again is it?
Matt: Well it says SoFlowComedy so yeah, it is
Steven: Fuck!

Two Australian men on their laptops browsing Facebook:
Mark: Oi Pete who is this poof doing this stupid don't judge challenge ?
Peter: Oh its gotta be that fuckin' Fortafy cunt

If Percy Inglis were ever heard by the Lord:
Percy Inglis : Only God can judge me!
God: You are a fucking faggot Percy

social evidence 

“The use of popular forms of media - including but not limited to, audio, video, internet and print - to memorialize the actions of others and/or an avail-able body of facts in order to prove that a proposition is true or valid.”
A tremendously long line and wait at a restaurant would be Social Evidence that the food must be good!
social evidence by Yesin7days August 9, 2016

Social Fast 

Being completely fed up with humanity and needing to take a break from all social interaction for a period of time.
After having lunch with my friends and listening to their incessant whining for three hours I will be embarking on a social fast.
Social Fast by LinkofHyrul3 August 28, 2016

social media influencers 

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." They upload stupid things all the time. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually want to see this shit. The Social Media Infuencers have a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. The boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet. They are also known as cringe lords
Did you see those Social Media Influencers?
Yes, they are assholes

social majority 

noun

all members of the common class within the social group.
all members of the social group who are not members of the economic and political elite and are members of the common class are also referred to as the social majority.

social caterpillar 

One who avoids social situations but better then a wallflower.
Zachary was a social caterpillar after he turned 13.