soak the cracker

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.

The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.

by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015

Soaking

Mormon teens version of putting the key in the door but not twisting and just waiting for the door to unlock itself like that. Now replace key with dick and door with vagina.

“You heard the word soaking before?”
“No?”
“Well it’s basically mormon “sex””
“Mormon??”

by Skeeoung August 8, 2024

Suck and soak

Tactic used by large broking houses to obtain stock from muppets before exploding to new highs

Classical suck and soak being applied to stock xyz

by El gizardo May 4, 2019

Soak Stack

3 or more Mormons stacked while soaking each other. I.E. human centipede the Roman way.

The Mormon orgy ended up in a soak stack.

by Thegermanboi May 2, 2025

soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014

Soaking William

Soaking William is the ultimate wet Willy. Taking two wet fingers and inserting into both ears of person wanting a soaking William.

My wife is giving me a soaking William after work today.

by Ain’t.no. William June 4, 2025

toke and soak

Smoking marijuana followed by a relaxing soak in he tub.

I see a toke and soak in my future.

by Aquarius13 November 21, 2017