Snouserdip

When you tuck your dick in between your legs and he or she sucks it from behind

Hey you wanna do some snouserdip

by Ohyeah December 10, 2017

Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.

Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.

by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014

spouse tax

When your spouse gets something to eat or drink you are entitled to a portion of it.

Anna gets ice cream. Garrett says can i get some? Anna says no. Garrett claims spouse tax (husband tax), and takes some anyway.<Works with children>

by G Foose July 18, 2017

scouse not english

Liverpool fans who do not support the England football team claiming they're Scouse and not not English

Jake: "Are you from England?"
Dan: "I am scouse not english"

by Nacus July 1, 2021

Spouseitis

Spouseitis is a serious illness caused by having a girlfriend or boyfriend and changing your entire personality and social media descriptions to be about that person. it gets worse when the infected break up or they make it to fourteen. fourteen year old girls infected with spoucsitis is seriously dangerous so if you know anyone with these symptoms take action ASAP. ( this is a joke dont take this seriously )

my friend has spouseitis.

by SomeoneBoredOnThisWebsite May 11, 2022

scouse honour

Like scouse honour but for Scousers. Honouring the Liver Bird and never telling a lie as it isn't the Scouse way.

"Are you absolutely sure you're turning up on Saturday Jack?"
"Of course I will la! Scouse Honour My Honour!"

by The One they call Kal October 23, 2022

anti-spouse

Used to describe heterosexual couples who choose not to marry based upon their own personal beliefs that there is no need to muck up a good friendship with a marital contract, and choose to live as though married (ie: together and monogamous) but are not recognized as common law.

Bob is Laura's anti-spouse. They live together, run a household together, and own pets together.

by Truck1981 July 25, 2011