Semibisexual

No one actually uses this, using this term is a excuse to over complicate your sexuality. If you use this term, just say you are straight, gay, or lesbian.

Person 1: “I’m semibisexual!”
Person 2: “Shut the hell up.”

by xin is here September 6, 2021

semi porn

anything that causes a semi-boner or what is know as the chubbs.

Looking at the hood rat is like semi porn

by ninjalotus April 2, 2009

semifem

(sem . ee . fem)

Half of a woman, the other half being a) unattractive, b) negligible, or c) not present.

a) That girl has a nice butt but an ugly face; overall she's a semifem.

b) As the class disected the prostitute, their professor told them to direct their attention only to her top half. He said, "Think of her as a semifem for now."

c) "Chuck, where's that girl's legs?"
"Oh, she's always been a semifem Atticus"
"Sucks."

by atticuspej November 27, 2006

Semi slide

Refers to qualifying for the semi-finals of a bracketed, double elimination tournament and subsequently losing three games/matches (championship semis, consolation semis, and 5th/6th place metal round) to place 6th in the tournament.

Did Joe win his semis match? Nah, he did the semi slide.

by NWtigers189 November 5, 2007

semimerge syndrome

A short slowing or stopping of traffic on a normally fast moving road caused by the merging or turning of a semi-truck or other large vehicle.

"I almost rear ended a Saab thanks to semimerge syndrome. I think it was carrying oranges."

by marsneedstowels February 4, 2010

semi-filter

To break part of a cigarette butt to ensure maximum tobacco consumption. It was originally done to prevent smoking in contact with the butt that somebody else already placed their lips upon.

I really needed a pack of cigarettes since I was so stressed out so I said fuck and I semi-filtered that single Newport.

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

semi-soberish

not quite there, but almost, kind of drunk.

oh fucks romulis...two pinners and a beer aint goin to cut it, im still semi-soberish.

by gfunk406 June 9, 2011