snap music

An abomination within the hip hop music. "Minimalist" barebone beats are accompanied by snapping to make the instrumentals. The lyrics usually have little substance to them. Being club music, it's spawned a dance that is done by nearly breaking your neck while snapping to the slow tempo.

Southern person: Snap music is so good!
East coast person: Please die...

The music, being bad enough, can never compare to the disturbingly horrific "snap dance"

by SIXnop June 25, 2006

snap dragon

1.v. A sexual act in which a man who is being orally pleasured gives no indication of his impending orgasm. As he reaches climax, he places his hands behind his partners head, shoves his cock to the back of her throat, and screams the word snap-dragon. Cum then, in theory, comes out of her nose.
2.v. The ultimate break up move.

Man:"SNAPDRAGON!"
Woman:"Ahhghrblshgharbl-huagh!"

by Ben Oviatt March 28, 2005

Snapola

Another way to express your surprise or flabbergastation for recently learned information.

Ex.

Person 1: DUDE!!! Did you see Kelly bitch slap Larry!?! He got owned!

Person 2: Oh snapola!!

by The Super Ninja November 11, 2009

Snap Judge

A judgement that's made with absolutely no evidence. Usually voiced quickly, like a snap.

Don't snap judge, she just got back from the dentist.

by uuhhhh. katie December 29, 2010

Shapowpow

Shapowpow can be used as a noun or an adjective. It can be used in a good way or a bad way and can mean anything you want it to mean. Mostly Shapowpow is used for fun.

That's totally shapowpow dude!

by Zelda Yacumarri October 3, 2011

snap crackle poop

When somebody sits on the john and begins with some snaps, crackles, and finally some poop. The sound is similar to that familiar breakfast cereal we all know, but after the snap and crackle you get poop instead of pop (the poop is usually preceded by a grunt and followed by a sigh).

I walked into the bathroom at work and thought somebody was eating rice krispy's, but then I realized it was just a snap crackle poop.

by Mosh1200 November 14, 2012

Snap and Dangle

When you and your buddy are double teaming a bitch, one behind and one in the mouth. Whoever's hittin it doggy pulls out and snaps his condom off and dangles it above the bitches head.

Bro let’s hit this bitch with the “Snap and Dangle”

by Digbick275 July 5, 2018