A cock smoker is a wood or charcoal burning oven used to cook - or smoke - cocks. Using indirect heat, they smoke your cock with a slow and gentle method that, in the end, leaves your cock moist, tender and very flavorful. Adding a variety of hard or soft woods to the fire will impart different flavors.
Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.
Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.
Taking advantage of a cock smoker, Bernie produced the most succulent, perfect and juicy cock he had ever laid his mouth on.
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Get the Pole Smoker mug.1. A marijuana smoker who is conciously aware of the world, themselves and the influence taking place throughout. An active and progressive individual seeking more than just a "high".
2. Smoker who has a "roach stash", and later creates one joint or blunt using the left-over remaining marijuana.
3. Someone who buys marijuana, yet uses it in small quantities. Thus, conserving amounts of marijuana thru manipulating doses.
2. Smoker who has a "roach stash", and later creates one joint or blunt using the left-over remaining marijuana.
3. Someone who buys marijuana, yet uses it in small quantities. Thus, conserving amounts of marijuana thru manipulating doses.
"Danny doesn't smoke blunts anymore"
"Really? Why not"
"You gotta get more weed for blunts. He's trying to save money on that shit right now, he's a freaking conservative smoker"
"Really? Why not"
"You gotta get more weed for blunts. He's trying to save money on that shit right now, he's a freaking conservative smoker"
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by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006
Get the cigar smoker mug.The process of smoking multiple cigarettes one after another in an attempt to stave off work. Often leads to dry raspy throat and phlegmatic lungs upon submission of a paper.
Bob: Can I have a cigarette?
Smokerastinator: Sorry dude, I don't have any
Bob: But you bought a carton on Tuesday
Smokerastinator: Yea Dude, but i've been doing some serious smokerastination for my history essay.
Smokerastinator: Sorry dude, I don't have any
Bob: But you bought a carton on Tuesday
Smokerastinator: Yea Dude, but i've been doing some serious smokerastination for my history essay.
by smokeypokey123 January 18, 2011
Get the Smokerastination mug.A person whose favorite past time is to smoke cheap cigarettes such as Parliments. Even better they smoke hand-rolled ciggies. A true smokerazzi also likes to dish the dirt and smoke at the same time. Generally, a smokerazzi is up in everyone's business and loves to creep. In short, a smokerazzi is like the paparazzi and a hardcore smoker rolled into one.
Zach: Oh look there's Teresa again, talking smack on people and chain-smoking ciggies.
Rebecca: She is such a Smokerazzi!!
Rebecca: She is such a Smokerazzi!!
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