Smoked

Not thinking clearly due to a lot of partying and not enough sleep. Out of it.

I couldn't remember where I parked my car today, talk about smoked!

by Nilesgirl March 4, 2018

Smoked

Verb, 1. To collect money from someone for goods or services received.

2. To acquire funds from an individual or business using their credit card or bank account transfer for goods and services.

I just smoked that client's credit card for $10,000 USD.

by Smoker July 21, 2018

Smoodle

A made-up species that is closely related to a wolf. It has a long body with 6 legs, 4 of those legs have paws and the last 2 pair are hooves.

That dog has a really long body, kinda like a smoodle.

by Vorohahx September 6, 2018

Smoodie

1.It is a smoothie which is delicious and delightful.
2. When yo partner is lookin and tasteing like a snack👅💦

1.When I get home I always drink a smoodie
2. Man I drunk my girlfriend last night like a smoodie.

by harmonykingdom October 21, 2018

smoked

being turned into a cigarette and getting set on fire

person 1: he has been smoked
person 2: rip john

by relleps esrever November 11, 2018

Smokédex

The Smokédex is another term used for Leafly's list of 100 Cannabis strains to try before you die. The word Smokédex is a combination of the words smoke and Pokédex. The Pokédex is an electronic device designed to catalog each Pokemon, therefore the Smokédex is used to record the different strains you smoke. Some of the well known strains listed on Leafly's 100 strains to try before you die include Super Silver Haze, Grandaddy Purple and Pineapple Express. So if you have already smoked any of these, or you are a seasoned smoker, check the list and see if you are one of the very best...like no one ever was.

Owen: " Hey Joe, you heard our dealer has got some Grandaddy Purple in?"

Joe : "No way! I need that to complete the Smokédex"

by ojayjay6991 February 19, 2019

Smoked

To beat someone up most commonly with your fists or at times a pistol .

He was about to get smoked.

by Skeezer May 16, 2019