You first jizz in someones mouth then tea bag them and have them swirl around your testicles with their tongue while the jizz is still in their mouth.
I give such good Nut Smoothies that my friends are always coming up to me like 'Bro, I love yo Nut Smoothies they taste so good. Let me get one right now'.
by Jack & Alex November 6, 2010
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Smoochiedoodle can be singular or plural.
Smoochiedoodle can be singular or plural.
"thank you for all your help! You're the best! Smoochiedoodle!"
"Oh damn, I'm late! Gotta run! Smoochiedoodles!"
"Oh damn, I'm late! Gotta run! Smoochiedoodles!"
by Whims January 26, 2009
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a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck
smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010
Get the Smoothie poser mug.A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:
"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"
Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"
Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010
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Get the ass smouchie mug.Man she was about to give me a bloken, but she pulled a condom out right before! Shes a toque smoocher!
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