smegger

A swear-word/euphemism used on the TV show Red Dwarf, as an alternative to smeghead. Only used occasionally, and more aggressively than "smeghead", its range of use seems to be equivalent to fucker.

Let's get out there and nuke the smeggers!

Did you steal my breakfast? You total smegger!

by Andy April 19, 2004

smeeg

a female that is well know for being a hoe. and that does everything anyone can think of, and tells her business without being ashamed..

eww she's a smeeg, yeah did u hear about her?
everyone keeps callin her a smeeg for no reason..

by Tee4125 May 22, 2006

Siegle

The act of shitting and cumming on a girl's chest and then mixing it together to make it look like seagul poop.

The Siegle is one that goes down in the record books.

by G money 4 lyfe June 29, 2009

SMEG

A St Margaret's Girl. Can be recognised by vibrant yellow bands on her blazer. She may carry a piece of paper which reads 'In need of a dance date', as SMEGs are very unsociable beings and do not come into contact with the opposite sex on a regular basis. Usually, their Facebook friends list consists of all female friends and, sometimes, one male - their father.

Person 1 (Pointing at a girl) - "I didn't see her at the party last night."

Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG."

by owl410 October 4, 2011

SMEG

An expression for anything and nothing, to add emphasis and pizazz. (More professionally written- S.M.E.G)

"That's so semg" / "You look smeg" / "Oh my smeg!" / "Don't be so smeg" / "I feel pretty smeg" / " ...smeg"

by anonymouspersondefiningawords September 3, 2019

Cadburys creme smeg

To cut top off creme egg, scoop out filling, replace with mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing participant, replace top of egg and put in freezer until chocolate sets. Wrap back up in foil wrapper. That's how I eat mine!

Would anyone like a cadburys creme smeg?
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)

by Mingaling April 17, 2009

siegfried and roy

In Texas Holdem, when a player is dealt pocket queens, he/she is said to be holding siegfried and roy.

See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches

After he reraised my pocket tens, I went all in...only to find out, to my unquenchable dispair, that he was holding siegried and roy

by Mike January 24, 2005