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Hard sleeper

Wow Vincent sure is a HARD SLEEPER.
by Mister Bum February 21, 2009
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Seattle Sleeper

The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.

The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.
I woke up and my partner had left a Seattle Sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.
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sleeper

To start having sex with somebody while they're asleep.
Mike was laying down on the ottoman so i gave him a sleeper
by Phillip MaCrevice November 29, 2003
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Sleeper

A creature, in this case a human, who frats so hard he occasionally (always) falls asleep in whatever frat pose/location he finds himself in.
"Hey check out the sleeper"

"Oh, standard.... Lets take pictures of shit on him, like beer cans, asses, and sorority girls and put them online"
by Mr. Fletcher June 5, 2013
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Sleeper

A heavy punch delivered that knocks out the opposing side in one hit.
Taylor swift would've thrown an absolute sleeper if her and Kanye actually stepped in the ring.
by Golden Peggy May 14, 2018
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blow job sleeper hold

When a guys pushes a girls head into his lap in the hopes of getting a blow job.
Sean put Lauren in blow job sleeper hold last night and she ended up vomiting in his lap.
by bixbyhotpocket April 5, 2017
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Sleeper

(n) Woman who invites herself into your bed, when morning comes does not leave, does not acknowledge subtle hints to leave, makes herself at home. (Editors Note; Sleepers natural evolutionary path is into Bunny Boilers; when one is encountered it is advisable to cease and desist any and all communication while still possible before life and family jewels are still entact)
"Dirk, where are you? Your late, your going to miss the game"
"Sorry, I am having trouble getting this 'Sleeper' out of my house"
by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006
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