slacking

when she’s on her period so you finger her butthole

“man she got slacked bro”
“bro what the fuck is slacking dog?”
“aw bro you’ll find out soon enough”

by bitchtiddies6969 June 12, 2018

smanking

Spank/Smack: When a man strikes a womans behind with his hand. Neither the palm or back of the hand makes contact. Only the tips of the middle fingers resulting in a more painful stinging sensation on the buttocks.

John reached over to spank Janet while she was bending over to tie her shoe's. He couldn't reach and was just smanking her

by DeeDayDarbey October 29, 2007

Slunking

a. To Slunk. Original incarnation of punk dancing incited in the early 70's through Garage Rock veterans the Pussy Throat Ghosts, the Garage Rock genre later became what is now known as Punk in the mid 70's. The dance style mainly featured shoulder barging and later metamorphosed into what is now known as Moshing

When the Stooges asked the crowd to slunk all hell broke loose when the slunking got out of hand

by wilbur smith February 19, 2013

Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

by Spanking that September 9, 2016

Peepee spanking

-the act of chewing someone out.

-the act of yelling at someone for something they did wrong
-the act of reprimanding

"I showed up late for work and my boss gave me a peepee spanking for it".

"When I got home my dad spanked my peepee after seeing my report card".

by Testicular Tyler February 19, 2019

Midwest American Slacking Toad

The Midwest American Slacking Toad, also referred to by some cultures as "Battletoad" and "B-Toad" in others can usually be found in it's natural habitat on "the couch". As it sits there, the heart rate of the toad lowers, enabling it to sit there and watch television for up to twenty hours without any movement what-so-ever.

There are no known female specimens of the Midwest American Slacking Toad which leads leading scientists to believe that the Midwest American Slacking Toad is asexual. Odds of reproduction are slim to none. The species is inevitably doomed.

The diet of this particular slacking toad consists 90% of various potato chips and the other 10% is mainly hot pockets, insects and a few small birds. The beverage of choice is none other than Dr. Pepper and is usually consumed two liters at a time.

Despite this fact, the Midwest American Slacking Toad dips the cheapest smokeless tobacco and spits it into the for mentioned Dr. Pepper bottles creating potential threats for unsuspecting organisms.

The language of the Midwest American Slacking Toad is known as none.

This toad is solitary. Communication is virtually non-existent. Social interaction is always awkward at best.

A study has recently been organized to research the Slacking Toad in more depth.

Alternative Names:

The B of T's, Toader, Toadski, El Toaderino, The Toad of Battle, Combat Frog, Amphibious Combatant, Battle Chode, Toad-hair, B-Teasly

What is that Midwest American Slacking Toad doing on your couch?

by Harry Weinhair May 24, 2011

Slanging that iron

Having a big dick

“I’m slanging that iron” “Dick never been small”

by Bearacootea October 27, 2019