Shit Skittles 

When someone with a hairy asshole gets little crusty shit coated pellets hanging from their ass fur.

Roger had to have his girlfriend trim the shit skittles from his bung hole. They were in knots.

Shit Skittles by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

Sex Skittles 

TO SEE HOW MANY SKITTLES YOU CAN FIT IN ONES ASSHOLE

NO LUBE PERMITTED!

Alex: Hey James how many skittles can you fit in your asshole
James: Dude, my record is 17 how about you?
Alex: I'm to poor to buy skittles so i use malteasters instead so my record is 59 ouch!!
James: HOLY SHIT!!!
Alex yep but i win sex skittles! :D

Sex Skittles by Level89Wizard August 11, 2011

Blows dick for skittles 

When a situation is so wretched, it would be preferable to suck on a dick, for no compensation greater than children's candy.
Alternatively, when one is literally giving a beejer and chasing it with a bag of Skittles.

"I'm hungover, I'm not having fun, work blows dick for skittles. I want to kill myself." - Oscar Wilde

Blows dick for skittles by captainturkmenistan May 17, 2011

So happy I could shit skittles. 

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.

Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.

So happy I could shit skittles. by Eightupman June 20, 2010

sour skittles 

a discreet way of calling someone a lesbian without offending them, refers o a female who likes a female

she eats sour skittles

sour skittles by lilbabiey November 30, 2018

No Skittles 

a term similar to No Homo that people use meaning not to sound gay even though the irony is that it makes them sound more homosexual

No Skittles but if i was a girl i would rock those

No Skittles by therealUndegroundMC August 23, 2010

Mad Skittles 

1. Meaning 'extreme skills.'

2. Angry candy.

1. "That boy's got mad Skittles!"

2. "Oh no! Look out! It's a rampage of mad Skittles!"

Mad Skittles by SilentFox21993 March 13, 2009