sitting on the bench

To be extremely serious, not playing around.

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino

by Child's Play April 15, 2011

baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

sitting fat

riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive

money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!

before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!

john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!

i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!

by michael foolsley May 15, 2011

Sitting Bull

A true "Sitting Bull" will be not only as lazy as a hog, but will also be a whiner. This person will take every opportunity to sit down that they can, and will do all they can to get out of doing their fair share of the shared work.

Sometimes Joe is a real Sitting Bull, but not as bad as the original.

by me July 16, 2004

mini sitting room

Normally located on the top floor of a house, it is where two bestfriends of the same sex can digit each other

Clifton lets go to the mini sitting room so you can put four fingers in my arse and noone will know.

by jfjfjghjghg December 18, 2008

Sitting ducks

teh best show evar well 1 of teh bestr

sitting ducks rox

by buttuglyothered the man October 20, 2003

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for atleast 2 minutes

Hey Becky it's lap sitting month
Ok Christopher I'm on my way over now

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019