coming up sideways

1. To approach somebody with dishonest intentions.

2. To disrespect somebody, especially in their own house.

3. To flirt, especially if the flirting is unwanted, or behind their significant others' back.

"Damn, why is he coming up sideways on me? He knows I have a man."

"Miss oompa loompa body ass bitch coming up sideways at me like I ruined her life, she ruin her own damn life."

by Pikapikahikaru June 25, 2020

Sideways Bacon Smile

Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)

His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.

by The Womb Ferret July 26, 2006

Rode me sideways

Used to express the fact that you have had or are about to have great sex

He rode me sideways in the back of the car

by Lisa Curran April 1, 2005

sidewayz

Da way you hold yo' glock

If you a true ghetto ass g, ya gotz tah hold yo glock sidewayz.

by JACK BAUER June 28, 2003

sideways

The act of getting ones automobile to drift.

Man did you see that! he got the fattest sideways around that bend!!

by Jeremy Martin April 10, 2005

Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate

An expression of surprise.

Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_o December 28, 2008

fuck me sideways

when the man is on his side, and the woman is laying next to him on her back with the penis inside the vagina and their legs intertwined.

Oh baby, i love it when you fuck me sideways.

by whatever you want it to be April 19, 2005