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Dirty Simeon

During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021
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Simian

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).
Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.
by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007
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Quite Simply the Sexiest Man with the most Sensual Voice on this Planet.

Oh, Yeah, and also the lead vocalist of the 80's band, Duran Duran.
It is my dream to fuck Simon LeBon while listening to *Hungry Like The Wolf*, in *Rio* on *Planet Earth* as my *Reflex* makes his pants *Come Undone* while *Saving a Prayer* for the *Wild Boys* during a *New Moon on Monday*. *Nortorious*......
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Guy that is under 4 foot 9
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Simon Cowell’d

That will be a no from me.
Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?
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Simine

Simine is the name of someone who is a once in a lifetime friendship. She is caring and loyal. She may be gullible and naive, but she has a sweet heart. If you meet a Simine never let go because she is very rare. She may be anxious when you meet her at first, but after a while she will treat you like shes known you forever.
Guy 1: whos that shy girl
Guy 2: oh thats Simine. She is so awesome
Guy 1: cant wait to meet her!
by Shifter73 May 20, 2020
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Simeonswaifu

An obey me tiktoker who has many problems but really loves simeon!
Person: omg, did you hear about simeonswaifu? They play obey me! I should probably play that game!

Person 2: I saw their mammon video, I loved it so much, It has 15.0k likes!

Person 3: don't forget that they really love Simeon! Haha-
by MelonLol January 29, 2021
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