beer shits

black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.

"man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."

by chopstik rick April 15, 2006

shits and giggles

just for fun, a little kick in the pants

Let's go put a flaming bag of shit on Mr.Henderson's doorstep, ya know, just for Shits and giggles!

by SHIT MAN December 16, 2002

shits me

aussie slang for annoyed, mad or being pissed off

cant remember the status comment i was gonna write, its shits me

kids just wont listen, they shit me

stop annoying me, yr giving me the shits

by shaggyist July 25, 2010

Coffee Shits

When you replace breakfast with two cups of coffee, and then have the shits an hour later.

Coffee shits are usually ungodly smelling, hurt like crazy, have the consistency of oatmeal, and leave you feeling horrible and very hungry.

You're so gonna get coffee shits later.

by HeavyKitty December 1, 2010

Nic shits

When you always fiend in the bathroom so when you want a hit you have the sudden urge to take a dump

“I gotta hit the bathroom”
“again?”
“yeah i’ve got the nic shits.”

by Ppnecker87 February 3, 2020

The shits

When you got diarrhea, or liquidy crap about to spew uncontrollably.

"I got a bad case of the shits!

by Bob October 10, 2004

Painful Shits

One of three things that we are all going to do.

Dane Cook (holding fingers up): We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008