screenager

a teenager who loves to watch the small screen in front of him/her.

John is a screenager who does nothing but play computer games and watches TV, it's little wonder that he failed his exams.

by [boo-boo] July 1, 2003

off screen ninja

A ninja that shoots arrows at you from off the screen. He uses magic not chakra and apparently has the ability to do a hadouken.

NL: Hey who are you
OSN: I'm the off screen ninja, i shoot at you from off the screen.
NL: How do you do that?
OSN: With magic!
NL:I thought ninjas used chakra
OSN: Hadouken***

by MrFeeney July 23, 2009

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

by shakneekwa October 14, 2005

blue screen of death

BSOD, a point in time (almost hourly) where windows finds an error in a patch of memory. "reference error at x0fffffx0ff112" the number jibberish is in hex, like you could find that specific memory point anyway.

I was sitting enjoying my kiddie porn, when suddenly my web page wouldnt load! i clicked furiously on the link, but to my dismay a blue screen popped up and...

(he said no more the awe of the BSOD had him switch to linux immediatly)

by ViRuS September 6, 2003

scree

the sound an american opossum makes while screaming at own ass

opossum: *sees ass* screeeeee!!

american: shut up you trash-eating piece of shit

by comradegracie June 23, 2019

Screen

Screening is the act of deliberately ignoring a phone call, often for days on end.

See Also: side-buttoning

:While calling someone: This is the fifth time i've called Nick, and this is the 5th time his ass has screened me.

by aaron January 7, 2008

Shreembangers

Observant people who are welcoming to others while tripping balls on mushrooms. Mainly someone who takes a lot of mushrooms.

"alright boys, lets eat these mushrooms and walk around town being a couple of shreembangers

by Ausm Bullocks September 11, 2011