showing them the thrift store

What you tell your significant other what you're doing with an attractive person while you're actually cheating on your significant other, taking pictures of it, and secretly laughing at your idiot significant other for being such a trusting idiot.

I'm showing them the thrift store for his birthday. I'll be home later.

by Lord-Sheeva January 31, 2025

Sholina

If you get a chance to meet one in your life your extremely lucky, she’s usually absolutely gorgeous with black wavy hair and mesmerizing dark eyes, has no fashion tastes but still looks good somehow, all the guys are in love with her for her looks but also she’s an amazing person to be around and is NEVER a pick me

Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: oh that’s sholina
Person 1: dang, she’s hot

by 6767676787.Messi is the GOAT February 13, 2026

shplingus

A joke a spickle makes that is surprisingly unfunny for their normally hilarious personality.

“What a shplingus!”

by pepethewonder February 19, 2025

Sholong

Penis

You are a sholong

by Orange sholong February 22, 2025

shlinging

when u are just being wet annoying callaped and just low ke nerdy and taped

you are you flipping shlinging

by tayyab the rizzaerd June 18, 2025

Road Shoeing

To Kiss some one

Look at that couple road shoeing!

by diddydee February 5, 2013

sock shooing

Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples

Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam

by Poopflinger January 14, 2015