Someone who uses their poon-tang as bait and reels you in with latent promises of them letting you poon their tang who then relocates their tang to a un-poonable location... so while their tang isn't necessarily un-pooned you certainly aren't the tanger.
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"I was getting head from this bitch that kept begging me if she could get on her knees... the excitement was so much i felt an exilerating rush. My eyes began to blur as they transformed... into the shotty eyes, and the ascension began. I noticed looking in the mirror I had cumshot white eyes & I busted a load in her throat & it killed her."
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When your dick explodes during sex,
No better way to put it.
This is very common in traps, usually asian woman with short legs, but large torsos.
Also common in girls that look like men when wearing a hoodie
“I just had a shorty, I ain’t even a trap!”
Commonly mistaken with:
Dicksplosion
Ronny Topper
No better way to put it.
This is very common in traps, usually asian woman with short legs, but large torsos.
Also common in girls that look like men when wearing a hoodie
“I just had a shorty, I ain’t even a trap!”
Commonly mistaken with:
Dicksplosion
Ronny Topper
Rodrick: You wouldn’t believe what’s bout to happen!
Diego: What?
Rodrick: I’m bout to have a shorty in yo ass, Nigga Spic!
Diego: OH YEA—
*explodes*
Brendy: (Trap): Hey Sheab, u wanna fuck my ass tonight?
Sheab: YEAHHH EVN THO UMMA GIRL!
Later that night:
Sheab: Brenda! U GAVE ME ANOTHER SHORTY! THIS HURTS SO MUCH!
Diego: What?
Rodrick: I’m bout to have a shorty in yo ass, Nigga Spic!
Diego: OH YEA—
*explodes*
Brendy: (Trap): Hey Sheab, u wanna fuck my ass tonight?
Sheab: YEAHHH EVN THO UMMA GIRL!
Later that night:
Sheab: Brenda! U GAVE ME ANOTHER SHORTY! THIS HURTS SO MUCH!
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Derived from shout at to get shirty although completely different in meaning.
Derived from shout at to get shirty although completely different in meaning.
"Don't get shouty with me!"
"I'm not getting shouty."
"She was getting shouty with him"
"James got shouty several times last night."
"I do like to get shouty sometimes."
In less respectable areas of the UK it may be used like so;
"She was getting WELL shouty"
"He was getting ALL shouty"
however most people using the phrase like this have been shot at by Cal as this is a gross act of disrespect to the founders of this articulate expression of anger.
"I'm not getting shouty."
"She was getting shouty with him"
"James got shouty several times last night."
"I do like to get shouty sometimes."
In less respectable areas of the UK it may be used like so;
"She was getting WELL shouty"
"He was getting ALL shouty"
however most people using the phrase like this have been shot at by Cal as this is a gross act of disrespect to the founders of this articulate expression of anger.
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