shlong

one of the many nicknames for one's penis

my shlong aint so long.

by jackolyn marie August 16, 2008

Shlong

A floppy penis.

"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"

by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009

Shlong-Pong

The sexual term to Describe beating of a person's penis with a Ping-Pong Paddle. Commonly Done By men, They grab a Ping-Pong paddle and induce force upon the person's penis or scrotal area.

He pissed me off so I played alittle "Shlong-Pong" With him...

by xO1VeRxCl0SoVx January 1, 2011

shione

charming, cute, funny, romantic, determined, and boss

That person was the shione.

by code261 January 21, 2013

Fat-shionista

Stylish Plus Size Women. Or the Plus Size version of a Fashionista.

"All of the Fat-shionista's were seen at Full Figured Fashion Week."

fashionista

by nyCookie July 6, 2009

shamone mother fucker!

Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.

Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.

by Cobs July 19, 2003

Semone

A beautiful girl who goes to IBL and gives me butterflies every time I see her. I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'm in love.

Semone is the most dazzling girl in the whole school, and I've liked her ever since I laid my eyes on her.

by Noah From the Uterus May 17, 2012