Shitarist

A guitarist who absolutely sucks at guitar and tries to lead everyone to believe they are worth listening to.

Dude did you hear what chris was playing this morning

Yeah what a great shitarist.

by imahaas August 30, 2009

shitalics

To define in written text when someone is talking out of their arse.

That mans statement should be written in shitalics!

by Poocuffs February 26, 2010

shitacious

Adjective: characterized by being subjected to a hellacious sequence of unexpected, stressful, unfortunate events leaving a person feeling as they were shitted on.

When she got home from work, Jane Doe went straight to the fridge and poured herself a glass of vino, sat down on her couch, and exhaled with exasperation after having such a shitacious day of dealing with incompetent, complaining coworkers and needy clients.

by malingerer November 7, 2010

Shitaphernalia

shi·a·pher·na·lia   /ˌshitəfərˈneɪlyə, -fəˈneɪl-/ shit-uh-fer-neyl-yuh, -fuh-neyl-

noun

1. ( sometimes used with a singular verb ) incredible amount of RANDOM equipment, apparatus, or furnishings
2. ( used with a plural verb ) personal belongings randomly misplaced in an unnatural location.

Let's go! Did you pack all your shitaphernalia?

My girlfriend keeps all her shitaphernalia in her glove compartment.

by MrBornSlippy November 9, 2012

Shitamins

When you eat so much fruit and veg to stay healthy that it just flows out of the other end

I've overdone my five a day and after my run I am passing pure shitamins now

by Nobbby December 13, 2012

shitakery

The art of shit talking. The ability to respond with quick comebacks in a verbal gunfight.

Man! My folks were really at each other's throats last night! The shitakery was in full effect.

Guy#1: You're Ugly!
Guy#2: Yeah?! Well you're... Damn. I'm just no good at shitakery

by Aquajock December 11, 2012

shitamn

Shit and damn.

"Shitamn it! "
"Oh my shitamn. "

by VanishedKevin April 18, 2014