Shaun Metez

Short loser with bad tattoos, stubby legs, and thinks he's a strong-man.
Just curled 5lbs at the gym! Got those shaun metez arms going!
by Smetez November 04, 2021
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shaun the sheep

The sexiest motherfuckin' god to ever grace the universe ever. Has a tight ass shussy (sheep pussy) and gets shagged daily by Wallace and Gromit. His AIDS taste very nice.
Fuck you shaun the sheep you sexy golden fuck and start suffocating on my magnificently sized dong or I'll cut off your cock and balls and fuck you in your makeshift shussy.
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Shaun Ellis

To be scammed 3 times by the same person.
How can you be so dumb to be “Shaun Ellis’es by lethal
by ElHekon July 02, 2024
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Shaun

A small man with little hair who usually likes to eat a dog's reproductive organs
"Who is that small bald man licking the dogs penis?"
"Oh thats Shaun"
by Therealbossie October 30, 2020
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Shaun

The kind of guy that prefers an astronaut pfp or a billionare over abi_whoosh he is also commonly termed as a snake
Did you hear that luvii killed mad in mc he's such a Shaun
by abi_whoosh November 08, 2020
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Shaun

Shaun is amazing caring man, boy, or kid who never lets anyone fall on the ground. He helps with every problem and has a lot of experience. Everyone love him and want him, he is funny, handsome, has calming voice, beautiful big green eyes and charm. He loves his family and friends. But sometimes it is a lot on him too... he is a human after all :)
Someone: "hey i am sorry but i have a problem, can we talk about it please?"
Shaun: "ofc, i will try help 😊"
by denise_lucy November 21, 2021
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Shaun

Shaun is a man that people have a lot to say about. Shaun is commonly called and referred to as a dog. Additionally, what people do have to speak on Shaun’s name about they keep those words underneath their tongue. For some reason nobody comes remotely close to saying what they have to say about Shaun to his face.
Man 1: I heard xy and z about Shaun. Did you hear?

Man 2: Yeah I heard that and more too. Let’s swallow like usual. We will be the cat’s that we are and keep it in our litter box.

Man 1: Amen to that man. After all we would just be some more cat’s walking into a dog’s den.
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