shank 

A form of time saving, by combining a wank with a lengthy process in the bathroom beginning in 'S'

There are many forms of shank, most common ones are:
1) A shit and a wank
2) A shower and a wank
3) A shave and a wank

if you'll excuse me, im off for a shank!

shank by benj25 December 28, 2005

shank 

To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"

shank by peteybobs July 16, 2007

shank 

nigger stabbing.

last night i shanked a bitch.

shank by MauraBtchMonster February 19, 2009

Shank 

1. A homemade knife, usually made out of scrap metal, glass, or anything that is sharp.

2. A stab in which a shanking knife "shanks" you right below the rib, or into the rib.

That man over there is going on a shanking rampage!

Excuse me, but i found a shank in my silverware napkin

Ouch. That shank really hurt. Don't do it again cracker.

Shank by joren1122 March 10, 2009

Shank 

1) A bladed weapon (knife). can be used as a verb.

2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.

1a) I always carry a shank
1b) I shanked that bre

2) I just had a cheeky shank

Shank by HaRoHe2 August 14, 2009

Shank 

When a boy/girl gets lonely. Two things involved, Shower and Wank. Alone they are harmless, but when combined the most godly explosion of the nether-regions takes place - The Shank!!

brb, im going for a shank
holy crap that shank has drained me

Shank by TheShankGuyLucas March 14, 2010

shank 

the tang of a hoe

i was rakin' taters and i broke mah shank...

shank by evil September 6, 2003