Samphex

(n) A colloquialism for an exceptionally unintelligent human being. Tends to try to be deep and thoughtful, but usually ends up sounding like an idiot. Can be found lurking and trolling forums.

"When I first heard that the Samphex was coming, I knew I had to brace for a low quality conversation--"

"HAI GUISE"

by Plokachu March 26, 2009

shamplosion

Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the contents of the remainder of the suitcase.

"Why does your suitcase smell like Pert Plus?"
"Aauugh! Shamplosion!!"

by Charlotte V May 12, 2007

Shampoozled

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".

son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!

by A boy named dew January 27, 2008

Shampawnya

1)Champagne
2)Reference to SNL skit starring Christopher Walken - "The Continental". The character offers all the ladies that come to his door "A Glass of Shampawnya", or Champagne pronounced in a swavy, swinger type accent.

Christopher Walken - "Would you care for a glass of fine shampawnya?"

Christopher Walken - "What happened? What have I done?... I have spilled shampawnya... all over your boobs."

by ShamPawnYa May 14, 2009

Shampoo Dipping

An activity that most boys 12-14 partake in when they are bored. They place their extremely small penis inside a shampoo bottle for pleasure. However, I don't know what kind of person would do this,OR has the penis small enough for it either. But you know, it's a life choice I guess.

Seth was Shampoo Dipping today and got his small cock stuck inside and had to call for help

by The Shampoo Dipper July 8, 2012

shampoo-deprived

(n.) Snape-like hair; greasy hair

Me: Man, look at Snape's hair!
Harry: Yeah, he's totally shampoo-deprived!

by ArgMeBooty December 19, 2013

shampoo graveyard

The collection of numerous empty shampoo- and soap bottles in your shower. A frequent bachelor phenomenon.

Daniel E: "I see you are having a funeral, that is a shampoo graveyard, rest in peace Herbal Essences"
Øyvind: "Its my primal instinct to collect containers to carry water in"

by oywin October 8, 2015